In further testimony to azure-hued testicles are another pair of adorable blue balls below:
These adorably knitted blue balls look rather sad, don't they? Or maybe it's frustration from not being able to achieve any sort of stress relief. Relieve your stress with these blue guys and purchase them here for $20.
Now those blue balls may just be blue because it's been so cold (well maybe not here in Hawaii, but it's blizzarding on the East Coast. Keep them stones from being stone cold by purchasing a willie warmer, shown below:
Ah, aren't those jewels nice and toasty now? I'm sure you men have always wanted a willie warmer -something you've dreamed about,but never purchased. Well you can get it now by buying it here for $15.
Last but not least, I found you some penis to snuggle with. Yes, snuggle with: