A few of you may know the wondrous awesomeness that is the Three Wolves tee. On Amazon it got outstanding reviews. Not to be outdone, the Mountain Men's Power & Grace tee comes roaring at you:
This shirt truly has magical powers. Read some of the reviews below:
While walking home wearing my new mustard tiger shirt, I was surrounded by several thugs who wanted to take my wallet... At that minute my shirt let out a mighty roar and sent those thugs away in terror, my wife has also found a new animal like attraction to me sine I bought this shirt and I know feel the desire to eat my step child!!!!
I must say, that after some initial hesitation of appearing too 'flamboyant', I finally broke down and said to myself, "What the heck!"(apologies for the harsh language) and ordered this shirt.
And boy, am I glad I did!
Once it arrived via UPS and I donned my 'Pussy Shirt'(as my co-workers playfully call it - out of barely containable envy, no doubt), I can truly say I felt transformed. No longer was I the meek little mouse, butt of all company jokes and human punching bag I had been up to that point! Feckless no more I thrust my chest out anew, and, fists clenched at my side, strutted (Oh yes I did! I just strutted I tell you!) steely-eyed and, I dare say, almost SNARLING out of my bedroom, down the staircase and right out the front door! My mother, concerned that I may have forgotten my lunch, gave chase after me, lunchbag in hand calling my name, but I could not be burdened with such trifles - I had scores to settle!
After walking - no, STOMPING for what seemed miles and trying not to acknowledge the dozens of people pointing and gleefully laughing in obvious admiration of my Pussy Shirt, I finally arrived at the favored loitering location of my antagonist, Billy Busarshky; the meanest son-of-a-you-know-what in the sixth grade.
There's more to the review up above, but you can read it yourself. Surely you'd now like to have the Mountain Men's Power & Grace Tee with the most majestic tiger on it you've seen in your whole entire life? Of course! I'm ordering 12.
This shirt truly has magical powers. Read some of the reviews below:
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
Majestic Tiger Style, May 26, 2009
Not to take away from the beauty and down-right awesomeness of the three wolf and moon shirt, but the splendor of the Tiger shirt is unmatched! this finely woven, hand-dyed portrait shirt magnificently captures the true feeling of being one with the REAL king of the jungle: The Majestic Tiger. I feel that this piece of clothing has not only heightened my senses, but it has proven to me that even a meek, lowly 126 pound city sanitation engineer can live like a jungle monster. The next time I head out to the bowling alley on peanut night, I am confident that I will both get the lady (or tigress) of my choice, but I will no longer be dunked in the komode as my aura is now on super-glow! Thank you Majestic Tiger, and ya, shipping was super fast! Tiger savid my life!!!, June 5, 2009
By | John Galbunny (East side motel) - See all my reviews |
3 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
It's GRRRRREAT!, June 1, 2009
By | Mark Twain "Sam" (Florida) - See all my reviews |
And boy, am I glad I did!
Once it arrived via UPS and I donned my 'Pussy Shirt'(as my co-workers playfully call it - out of barely containable envy, no doubt), I can truly say I felt transformed. No longer was I the meek little mouse, butt of all company jokes and human punching bag I had been up to that point! Feckless no more I thrust my chest out anew, and, fists clenched at my side, strutted (Oh yes I did! I just strutted I tell you!) steely-eyed and, I dare say, almost SNARLING out of my bedroom, down the staircase and right out the front door! My mother, concerned that I may have forgotten my lunch, gave chase after me, lunchbag in hand calling my name, but I could not be burdened with such trifles - I had scores to settle!
After walking - no, STOMPING for what seemed miles and trying not to acknowledge the dozens of people pointing and gleefully laughing in obvious admiration of my Pussy Shirt, I finally arrived at the favored loitering location of my antagonist, Billy Busarshky; the meanest son-of-a-you-know-what in the sixth grade.
There's more to the review up above, but you can read it yourself. Surely you'd now like to have the Mountain Men's Power & Grace Tee with the most majestic tiger on it you've seen in your whole entire life? Of course! I'm ordering 12.
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