I posted this because, yes, it's strange, but also, look at the dude's expression on his face!
"Argh! What the hell is this squid-thing doing on my head?!?
I've never been intimate with seafood before."
"Oh, it feels kind of nice. I hope this squid
is enjoying it as much as I do. I hope it doesn't notice
the inadequacy of my tenticle...or my mental stability."
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