Wow. I was browsing things for pets on Etsy, when I came across this very interesting cat toy:
Why yes, that is sperm. Sperm for your cats. To play with. Because I know you've always wondered what that would look like. It's apparently filled with catnip, too, so your cat will go bonkers when you give it to him or her. It's only $3.00 to purchase. Go get yours now, because. Um. Yeah.