Monday, June 15, 2009

That's Bull!

Okay, last post for the day, I promise. I was browsing on Ebay on my lunch break and what do I come across?

A Bull Penis Golf Putter

Yup, you read that right. Here's the photo and ebay description.

Ol’ bull marketing

Ol’ Bull is located in Southwest Missouri and has been making products from the last of the ol’ bull since 1985. Each item is a handmade quality product.

You might be wondering what do we mean the “last of the ol’bull”? Well here at ol’bull we have been “recycling” so to speak for a good many years. We take the bull’s well um…reproductive organs (penis and scrotum) and turn them into many unique and exiting gifts you would be proud to give to your family members, friends, neighbors, co-workers, business associates etc. It is truly the gift for the person who has everything!

No we are not kidding, this is not a joke, these items are truly amazing creative novelty gifts made by our very own “shaftologist”.

This is a brand new bull penis Golf Putter:

· Approximately 36”

· Cushioned Handle

· 1” Brass ball top, and Brass Putter

· Taxidermy process is used to properly cure tissue

· Organ is reinforced with metal rod to make it sturdy

· High gloss polyurethane finish

· Features label (This shaft is made from the actual reproductive organ of a bull…skillfully fashioned by professional “shaftologist”)

· Shipping costs are for contiguous United States

· International and Express shipping rates available, contact seller for further information

Thanks for visiting!

So, in case you were ever interested in owning a golf putter made out of Bull penis, this is the place to buy it. I know what my boyfriend is now getting for Father's Day. He'll surely cringe every time he uses it to get his ball into the hole.


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